Monday, May 2, 2011

Lots of people

These few days, I am very happy because Boss Lady's family were visiting us.  So many people patted me and giggled at me: her father, mother, Uncle #1, Auntie #1, Uncle X and Auntie Y, plus Auntie P, Uncle D, D and R are here.  I have never seen so many people around.  To prove to you that I am not joking, here's a picture I took with them last Saturday:
Just in case you don't see where I am, here is my spot:
I can't hold a wine glass like them because neither Boss Lady or Boss Man has taught me the trick (yet).

Ok. Bye.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I went overboard

During a typical weekday when Boss Lady and Boss Man are @ work, I usually like to re-arrange or "enhance" the furniture in the kitchen: Push the bed and place it in the middle of the room, smash the chair, bite off the leg of the wooden rack, pull the floor mat down from up there, flip the stool over, you name it.

But today, I think I went overboard...

I couldn't sleep in my bed for the whole day!  So tired now... *yawn*....

Saturday, October 9, 2010

They left without me on a Saturday morning!

Today is Saturday - the weather is awesome: not a cloud in the sky, a bit cold (~15 degrees) but very fresh.  I love Saturday mornings like this.

But they left without me!!!

They went to this Cafe for brunch, a few minutes walk from our house (or shall I just say from MY house because I stay there ALL THE TIME).  Anyway, it's called Cornelius Cheese:

I think the food and coffee must be very nice - Boss-Lady had a french toast with strawberry and Boss-Man had an Italian cheese melt with prosciutto.  Boss-Lady and Boss-Man looked very happy when they come back.  They even play balls with me in the courtyard afterward :)  Aiya, okay la, I forgive them!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Memorandum of Understanding

I promise I will never again:
  • Escape from the kitchen/laundry area during night time 
  • Pee on the carpet under the staircase
  • Pull my smelly poo out to the snow-white rug in the living area
  • Pull chicken bones (however yummy) out of the rubbish bin
Particularly I shall never never do all these 4 things over 1 single night (like I did last night).  Otherwise I shall suffer from dire consequences, ok?

Signed: Ally

(Oh hang on, I didn't write this...)

Monday, August 16, 2010

My property

As Melbourne property price soared 20% in the last 18 months, I am proud to share with you a secret - I'm a property owner too.  Welcome to my house:

You see, it's a little wooden cabin, built in circa July 2010 by Boss-man's bare hands, under the strict military supervision of Boss-lady.  It has very heavy neo-Made-in-China influence.

And no, my house is not for sale, thank you.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

To Ponyo

Hi Ponyo,

Thanks for your comment.  Well I don't know how to write well, but I made this for you the other day in my courtyard - hope you like it.


Top 8 things I like to eat

Food is my passion.  When I am presented food, I gobble down ASAP, I can't really control myself.

Here are the top 8 things I like to eat:

Dry Dog Food (Brand: Advance)
Well, I don't REALLY like this, but there are only 8 things in this world I ever have eaten, so this is actually the bottom of my list.  Most of the time, I just have to eat this...coz there is nothing else on my bowl :(

Wet Dog Food, aka "Spam"
To me this is junk food: taste good; high in fat/salt; and low in nutrition - the more I eat, the more aggro I become, so they are banned from me actually... second bottom of my list.

Carrots That Flew off from the Chopping Board
When Boss Lady cut carrots, she would inevitably let some fly off in random directions.  If I am lucky, some lands on the floor.  But these won't last >3 secs on the floor, thanks to me. :)  Carrots are sweet and natural, the good ones are very crunchy, so much better than #7 and #8.

Porterhouse Steak
The little bit of fat on the side + medium rare meat = :)

Raw Chicken Drumstick
1 drumstick usually 1/2 hour for me to tackle.  It's the journey of eating it that excites me.

Steamed Rice
After all, there is a bit of Asian-ness in me... for those who don't know, I'm half Shih-Tzu. :)

Possum Poo
They are in abundant supply in the courtyard.  They are just like chocolates, in bite sizes, sprinkled down from Heaven.  Just talking about it makes me want to dash out to the courtyard to get some.  But.... the door is locked... *damn*

My Own Poo
Nothing beats your own hot homemade poo just out of the oven.  Full Stop.