Sunday, September 12, 2010

Memorandum of Understanding

I promise I will never again:
  • Escape from the kitchen/laundry area during night time 
  • Pee on the carpet under the staircase
  • Pull my smelly poo out to the snow-white rug in the living area
  • Pull chicken bones (however yummy) out of the rubbish bin
Particularly I shall never never do all these 4 things over 1 single night (like I did last night).  Otherwise I shall suffer from dire consequences, ok?

Signed: Ally

(Oh hang on, I didn't write this...)