Monday, August 16, 2010

My property

As Melbourne property price soared 20% in the last 18 months, I am proud to share with you a secret - I'm a property owner too.  Welcome to my house:


You see, it's a little wooden cabin, built in circa July 2010 by Boss-man's bare hands, under the strict military supervision of Boss-lady.  It has very heavy neo-Made-in-China influence.

And no, my house is not for sale, thank you.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

To Ponyo

Hi Ponyo,

Thanks for your comment.  Well I don't know how to write well, but I made this for you the other day in my courtyard - hope you like it.

xoxoxo
Ally

Top 8 things I like to eat

Food is my passion.  When I am presented food, I gobble down ASAP, I can't really control myself.

Here are the top 8 things I like to eat:

#8
Dry Dog Food (Brand: Advance)
Well, I don't REALLY like this, but there are only 8 things in this world I ever have eaten, so this is actually the bottom of my list.  Most of the time, I just have to eat this...coz there is nothing else on my bowl :(

#7
Wet Dog Food, aka "Spam"
To me this is junk food: taste good; high in fat/salt; and low in nutrition - the more I eat, the more aggro I become, so they are banned from me actually... second bottom of my list.

#6
Carrots That Flew off from the Chopping Board
When Boss Lady cut carrots, she would inevitably let some fly off in random directions.  If I am lucky, some lands on the floor.  But these won't last >3 secs on the floor, thanks to me. :)  Carrots are sweet and natural, the good ones are very crunchy, so much better than #7 and #8.

#5
Porterhouse Steak
The little bit of fat on the side + medium rare meat = :)

#4
Raw Chicken Drumstick
1 drumstick usually 1/2 hour for me to tackle.  It's the journey of eating it that excites me.

#3
Steamed Rice
After all, there is a bit of Asian-ness in me... for those who don't know, I'm half Shih-Tzu. :)

#2
Possum Poo
They are in abundant supply in the courtyard.  They are just like chocolates, in bite sizes, sprinkled down from Heaven.  Just talking about it makes me want to dash out to the courtyard to get some.  But.... the door is locked... *damn*

#1
My Own Poo
Nothing beats your own hot homemade poo just out of the oven.  Full Stop.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

M.S.F.

A-hum... well, please do not be mis-taken that I'm "just" another dog.

I actually have qualification.

A degree, you know. 

It's M.S.F. (Master of "Sit" and "Free").  I got it from the University of Balwyn-Vet.  I got through the course so well that I often just bug/distract/wink at other dogs (see below) and then sleep through the lectures.

My contribution

Sometimes, people say dogs don't contribute anything tangible to the household. However, look at this tangible and blooming Camellia plant?:) FYI, it didn't bloom at all last year.

Introducing my owners:

This is my Boss Man, who doesn't usually scold me,
and he is always tired after work, as you can see...
that's probably because he wakes up very early
in the morning (in order to feed me haha...)
This is my Boss Lady, who is full of energy.
bubbly, and happy, but when she scold me,
she is very scary... she doesn't feed me in
the morning, but she feeds the boss man -
apparently she cooks very well.